All done! Oh my god! I once said that this game would be 7 chapters. Yeah, well, then I ended up making a story that resolved itself in 4 chapters. Oh no, my desiccated monkey's paw just curled. That's unrelated to this post however, as I'm very content with the final product.

Chapter 4 is easily the shortest chapter (I think (I actually didn't check if chapter 1 was shorter)) but also features 2 endings. Oh my god! Which one is canon? Could it be either ending? Could either ending be canon?? I don't think you care if an itch.io game has a canon ending or not, but also it's pretty obvious what ending is canon. Yeah it's that one. Oh yeah, the chapter select got removed because, well, the game isn't a demo anymore. It's DONE! Grab your torches and pitchforks, because without Aristophanes' chapter select, I just don't wanna go on living anymore.