Merry Christmas! And happy Chanukah. Surveys say that 67% of people don't know how to spell Chanukah correctly. This is an outrage, seeing as I've never met someone who can spell Christmas wrong. Even when they try to screw it up, they pull it off. Wow!

This chapter will blow you away, so I hope you're sitting. Dustin dresses like a woman. It's official, Funny or Die has resorted to man in drag comedy. The project is officially DEAD. But there's one more chapter to make, so what's the real story here? And why would Aristophanes celebrate a holiday where a RABBIT delivers EGGS. That's just repulsive. Oh, and I can't say anything else about chapter 3 that isn't a humongous spoiler. Oh wait Sidney learns to cook.